The Wasteland

The Wasteland
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Utah's White Sands


            At a time of year when many people in Utah dream of white, sandy beaches, there are others who travel from afar to experience Utah’s claim to fame: beautiful, powdery snow. They seem like polar opposites (mostly because one is associated with warm weather and the other with freezing temperatures), but snow is a lot like sand in some respects. While playing in them, they tend to find their way into every opening of your clothing. You can easily bury your friends up to their heads in either substance. My most favorite aspect of the two, though, is that you can make sculptures out of them. Sand is relatively hard to shape into anything other than a one-foot high “castle.” Snow is a little bit easier to work with, especially if the snow is somewhere between powder and slush.
            Snowmen are the most common snow sculptures. Despite their ordinary nature, they are highly customizable. If ten children made ten snowmen at the same time, no two would be alike. Sure, most of them would have rocks for eyes and stick arms, but one would probably have a larger head than its torso, another would have half a back end and one would appear to have just survived a squirrel attack. Not only do snowmen come in all shapes and sizes, they’re extremely fun to destroy, but only if you created them. I can’t tell you how many snowmen I’ve lost to the mean kid down the street who walks around searching solely for victims made out of snow. There should be a law limiting the destructor of a snowman to its creator (the last thing every snowman hears before the destruction begins: “I brought you into this world…”).
            One year my elementary school had a snow sculpture contest. Snowmen were unacceptable offerings, so all the schoolchildren had to reach deep inside and pull out their imaginations. All of us kids were on teams of four or more, which was supposed to multiply the power of our imaginations (since so many of them had been dulled by the colorful world of television). The sculptures ranged from cars to castles to dogs. When it was all said and done, though, the grand prize went to me and my five friends for our amazing rendition of a shark attack. In the middle of our scene was a rowboat with one oar missing and two chunks taken out of its sides. Four sharks moved toward the boat, two with opening mouths. There was one kid in my group, Danny, who had orchestrated the whole thing. His passion for sharks and snow sculptures led us to create the extremely fun scene, and I’ve never forgotten how much I enjoyed that day. I imagine Danny is probably out there sculpting snow sharks right now.
            When you find yourself dreaming of little umbrellas in pina coladas and the sound of the ocean lapping the soft sands of some beach in Tahiti or Barbados, snow may not be the best alternative to your dream, but at least you can have fun with it. I hope you can enjoy giving a snowman life only to turn him into the target of your snowball barrage, and if snowmen are too commonplace for you, I wish you the best in creating a masterpiece worthy of the snow sculpture hall of fame. Have a blast and take care not to let snow find its way down your pants!

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