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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Twelve Years of Christmas (Part II)


*Part Two of a Three-Part Series*
The Après-Christmas Party
            One year I made the big mistake of visiting a ski resort the day after Christmas. I knew I was in for trouble when traffic came to a standstill three miles from the parking lot. For a moment or two I considered heading back down the canyon because there were so many people and the resort was sure to be crowded, but I had planned a day of skiing and the obstinate German side of me was determined to do exactly as I had planned. Forty-five minutes later I found a parking spot and began my day on the slopes. After a half hour run of constantly dodging teenage skiers and boarders, I realized that most of the crowd on the mountain was completely inept at the art of navigating the snowy trails. The ski slopes were crawling with kids who had obviously received their first snowboard or set of skis one day ago. That’s when my German side kicked in again and I decided to turn a bad situation into an optimistic opportunity. I accepted the challenge presented that day after Christmas and gained some invaluable experience learning to expertly dodge clumsy teenagers. I also learned to stay away from the ski resorts on the 26th of December.
Discovering the Sky
            When I was nine I received a toy telescope for Christmas. It doubled as a microscope, which I thought was cool. Sure, the tele- and microscopes weren’t exactly professional instruments, but they blew my nine-year-old brain away. I never really used the microscope part much, mainly because the toy only came with six slides to view, but the telescope part was truly revelatory and amazing. I could see the moon at ten times its normal size. Stars were so much clearer and mysterious. Airplanes proved a worthy challenge, as I would try to view them as they jetted through the air. I loved discovering a new world in the sky and ever since then I have always felt a sense of wonder and excitement when I look up at night and see the twinkling darkness, waiting to be explored.
Traveling at the Speed of Obsolete
            Technology will forever delight and enrage. Delight because it makes life so much more fun and interesting. Enrage because two months after I received a GPS navigational unit for Christmas, I bought a phone that already had a navigational app installed on it. And the phone was cheaper. When I got the GPS device, I thought I had finally entered the upper echelons of gadgetry. My smartphone quickly dispelled that notion. The only advantage the GPS unit still has over the phone is that I can plug it into the cigarette lighter, thus saving the battery on my phone, and it mounts nicely on my windshield. I still use it from time to time to entertain myself on a long drive; I like to see how much farther I have to travel to reach my destination and it’s sometimes fun to take a different route than the lady tells me, which makes her recalculate everything. Now I make sure to ask Santa for things that won’t be replaced within a couple months, like world peace and food for everyone.
The Only Way to Travel During Christmas
            Everyone knows that a train set around the Christmas tree is the only way to truly celebrate this wonderful time of year. The Polar Express has immortalized the train as a staple of Christmas nostalgia and the Heber Valley Railroad even has a North Pole Express that captures the combined magic of trains and Christmas. Ten years ago when I was living in the land of trains (aka Germany), I fell in love with the sight of a train snaking its way through a snow-filled countryside. I have never felt more comfortable and safe than the nights when I was on a train and the wind and snow were beating at the windows. My list of “100 Things to Do Before You Die” includes a wintry train ride, preferably at night. If you do so, make sure to take some hot cocoa and cookies with you for the ultimate Christmas experience!
            Join me next week for the culmination of the Twelve Years of Christmas. Until then, keep it merry and bright!

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