The Wasteland

The Wasteland
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Twelve Years of Christmas (Part III)


*Part Three of a Three-Part Series*
Popcorn and Apples
            Animals need love during the holidays too, and that is why my mother has often taken it upon herself to make sure the deer and rabbits that live near my parents’ house are taken care of for Christmas. When I was still living with my parents, my mom would let me and my siblings help her decorate the trees just outside the house with popcorn strings and apples. One year we even covered pinecones in peanut butter, rolled them in birdseed, and hung them for the few birds that had nowhere to go for Christmas. It was always a pleasant surprise to wake up Christmas morning and find a few new friends snacking on the items we had placed on a tree for them.
Ice Skating
            What boy or girl didn’t want ice skates at one point or another for Christmas? Well, unlike a dog, I never received skates, but that didn’t stop me from enjoying the sport during the holidays. It’s especially fun to skate outside with brightly lit trees encircling the rink. Funny thing is, I’m terrible at ice-skating. To my credit, I’ve at least learned to not fall on my rump as long as there is a nearby wall. Once again, that never stopped me from loving every second of it. The simple fact that I have blades on my feet that allow me to slice across a sheet of ice is exhilarating. I like watching people who actually know how to ice-skate. It gives me hope that by the time I’m 60, if go at least once a year, I might be able to acquire a few skills.
Old World Markets
            Being male, shopping is at the bottom of my list of favorite things to do. Especially Christmas. All the sale signs confuse me and before I know it I’ve bought a bunch of crap that I instantly regret and suffer intensely from “buyer’s remorse.” The only enjoyable Christmas shopping experience I’ve had was ten years ago in Germany, home of the “Christkindlmarkt.” These markets combine the splendor of Christmas gifts, décor, and treats with the beauty of the winter weather, all with an old world flair: wooden shop stalls, lanterns, etc. Imagine browsing over a tiny shop chock full of nutcrackers as thick flakes of snow slowly drift down to the cobblestone streets. When you’ve had your fill of ogling nativity scenes and ornaments, you wander over to the bratwurst cart and warm up with a cup of cocoa and a searing hot frankfurter. The Germans may not get everything right, but shopping outdoors during Christmas is pure genius.
Dreaming of a White Christmas
            My younger brother is in Peru right now. He’s sad because it’s summer down there. I can’t even imagine Christmas without snow. My parents have decided to take a road trip down to Arizona and New Mexico for Christmas this year. I think they’re crazy. Christmas without snow is like a peanut butter sandwich without the peanut butter. Crazy. I suppose some people would think it weird, though, to have snow on Christmas, like the Peruvians. This year is threatening to offer a relatively snowless holiday and it’s making me appreciate all the years we’ve had a blanket of white on Christmas morning. I remember, after all the presents had been opened and all the eggnog had been drunk, my siblings and I would spill outside to build snowmen and snow caves and eventually have a snowball fight that would end with someone taking a snowball to the eye. I really hope that the weather pulls through this year with Santa’s help and we receive a few inches of white powder for Christmas.
            I hope you’ve enjoyed reading about my twelve Christmas memories as much as I’ve enjoyed sharing them. Here’s hoping all your Christmas wishes come true and that you create a few new happy memories this year. May the peace and love of the Christmas season surround you and keep you warm while you spend time outdoors! Merry Christmas!

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